Welcome back to the online Kossack poetry slam! Following up on cassandracarolina's recent (and guffaw-inducing) limerick contest, we will now have a round of similarly rule-bound and possibility-laden poems: alliterations.
Here are the guidelines you must plant in the soil of your imagination before you comment (and please do so, the potential for laughs and/or profundity is endless)
1. Every word of the poems in question must begin with the same letter. However the titles of poems.
2. The poems must make at least as much grammatical sense as a tabloid newspaper headline.
3. In the unlikely event that a pie fight should break our, the moderator/monitor (me) will warn everyone to put down the banana cream pies.
Here are some examples:
The Canonization of Reagan Loathing Left, lapdog legions lionize lunatic.
Jolly Saint Rick Pandering Pennsylvanian prude practices puerile politics; promotes putrid policy.
Newt's Dream Malicious megalomaniac mauls minimally moderate Mormon.
Huntsman's Folly Estranging executive, erstwhile Excellency exits embassy, expecting electoral elevation. Erroneously.
The Fall of Paul Pot-Promoting Privatizer's polls plummet.
The 1% on the 99% Hateful, heathen, health-hazard hippies!
The 99% on the 1% Arrogant aristocrats avoiding admirable acts!
Balance Pro-protection plus pro-privacy? Promote Pill, please.
There are the seeds, let the flowers bloom!
